at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
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