Dual....:-)
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
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i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
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I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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