Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
i would punch a child for taco bell
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Randomize
