We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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