I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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