the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
Randomize
