drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
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Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
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I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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