Need sex. Gaining weight.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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