Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
Do you have any idea why the dryer isn't working?
Because you touch yourself at night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Randomize