she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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