My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
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my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
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you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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