after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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