i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Randomize
