Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
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If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
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I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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