I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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