Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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