Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
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He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
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Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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