Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
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