On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.