quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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