Dude, you need to talk to your mom
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
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i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
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She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
My ass is underappreciated
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.