If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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