O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
and you fell through a lawn chair
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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