sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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