the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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