Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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