oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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