then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
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