I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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