I hate your face
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
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