You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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