I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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