This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
they need to just BURY HIM!
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
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when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
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When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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