Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
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On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
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the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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