just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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