I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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