4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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