so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
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