Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
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