put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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