we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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