Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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