He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
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Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
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Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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