I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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