Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
he puts the penis in happiness.
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I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
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She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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