can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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