It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
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you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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