She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
i just heard my neighbor say from outside my window "i don't give a shit what he does, what the hell am i gonna do with my son's penis?"
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
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just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
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At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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