youre lurking in front of me
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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