So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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