so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
how do you play pong handcuffed?
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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