Have you finally orgasmed yet?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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