I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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