My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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