Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
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regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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