I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
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I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
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It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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