So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
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I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
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I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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