THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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