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Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
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trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
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Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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